Driving Lesson.

Johnny says he remembers this cartoon from the Mayfair magazine in the sixties,really. pity he cant remember where the coffee beans are, men!

Mom has some explaining to do.

nice illustration from Dave Wolfe,

how will mum explain this to junior,

REVENGE OF THE ECCENTRIC.

REVENGE OF THE ECCENTRIC.

it had seemed like a joke at first a silly dare, to sneak into the house of the local eccentric, a rarely seen creature,in ragged black clothing,whenever he was spotted,the children would follow him jeering and cat calling,they would scatter screaming in mock fear when he turned waving his fists and shouting garbled curses, on a half day free period from the girls high school, Ruth and Gloria two sixth formers were bored couldnt be bothered going to the local library to study, lets go to the weidos

house, it seemed a good idea,  one of them said suddenly, it seemed a fun idea, pushing the wrought iron gate open it squealed on its rusty hinges,they giggled as they ran thru the overgrown garden, spotting a window slightly ajar the pushed the sash up as far as they could, hitching their bottle green minis up to their waists they climbed in to the house, they began exploring the cluttered room,cobwebs hung everywhere, they pulled open cupboards,trying on fur stoles and hats giggling and laughing as they found bizarre objects, suddenly they heard a noise,they both turned to see a unkempt figure, tendils of greasy white hair hung down he was unshaven dressed in black garb, there was no where to run both girls still wearing there Girls High School, uniform white blouse red and green striped tie and bottle green mini-skirt,stood there frozen, what are you doing in my house?he rasped, we were just exploring we meant no harm Ruth spoke,Gloria pleaded let us go please we are sorry it was just a joke, a joke he hissed breaking and entering burgulars, vandals,we are sorry about the broken window we will pay you for the damage it was an accident,Ruth said pleadingly, no im calling the police,perhaps six monthes in the girls borstal at woodside vale will teach you to respect other peoples property, oh please not that, weve got exams we are hoping to go to university our parents will be devastated if we let them down, the girls said both close to tears, we can make it up to you, dust or wash cutains for you,they looked around the cluttered and dusty room, oh well then i wouldnt want your parents to suffer for your childish stupidity,but you must promise never to do anything like this again,oh no sir we wont they chorused, he held up his hand his none to clean palm favcing the teenage schoolgirls, wait I havent finished,do they have corporal punishment at your School?,Ruth replied, um yes but mostly just the younger girls, what about at home he continued,no both girls said in unison, oh so youre allowed to run wild, well hardly Ruth retorted,it seems like it he hissed, Gloria indicated for her pal not to annoy him further, well as Im a generous sort I wouldnt want to destroy your futures or devastate your innocent parents, I will punish you both my self, as an alternative to calling the police I propose to spank your spoilt little bottoms for youse, well whats it to be? theres really no choice, we,ll take a spanking,please sir, Ruth added, you speak for both of youse? he asked the slim teenager, yes sir Gloria nodded her blonde head in agreement, tho the idea of being touched at all by this vile creature made her shudder,letting him spank her bottom was to vile to think about, lets get it over with she thought, and we can get home and have a shower,he was rummaging in a drawer,pulling things out,what was he looking for?they had asummed he would spank them with his shovel like hands,was he seeking a cane or strap or hairbrush, at last he found what he wanted he produced a notepad and ballpoint pen, placing the pad on the table he gave Ruth the pen,write what I tell you print clearly put todays date, Ruth did so,I Ruth whatever,she printerd her full name, consent to be spanked on my bottom by Mr. JW.Delaware as punishment for breaking into his house,sign it,he nodded towards Gloria she took the pen and completed the declaration, right now girls lets get this over with,,he placed a chair in the only space in the cluttered room, he sat ,Ruth stepped forward,no blondie first he hissed im saving mouthy for last, Tho Ruth couldnt understand where she had spoken out of turn, reluctanly Gloria stepped forward,she had assumed they would have to bend over the table the idea of going over the dirty creatures lap was abhorent, their fun afternoon had se short skirts, they are supposed to be here sir, she indicated a spot on her leg three inches above the knee, oh well they,ll serve their purpose today,he said matter of factly, as he gently guided her over his knee, gloria realised what he meant,her skirt had ridden up to expose her pantie clad bottom, her thin cotton undies didnt cover much, with out any preamble he began spanking the teenage schoolgirls bottom, she sqealed and cried as he rained hard spank after hard spank on to her tender anatomy, it seemed to go on forever tho infact it only lasted a couple of minutes, long enough to give the teenager a very red. very sore bottom, he helped the sobbing sixth former to her feet she was unsteady,sobbing unashamedly tears were flowing from her red eyes, stand ther dear he said not unkindly, he sat back down,dont make me come and fetch you girl he snapped, ruth had been waiting to be told to approach, he certainly dosent like me she thought,as she quickly obey yes sir she said as she stood by his side, she smoothed down the front of her bottle green mini-skirt with the palms of both hands she was shaking her mouth felt dry, she flinched as she felt his bony finger grip her upper arm, I,ll give you something to flinch about in a miniute girl he hissed, he roughly pulled her down over his lap, he murmerred in approval when he saw the teenagers tiny panties,mint green lace trimmed cotton, right you scheming little madam,he said as he began spanking ruth barely covered bottom, she yelped as she felt the force of the first few spanks, he was smacking her harder

 than he hit gloria, Ruth was crying,her bottom was on fire, he was just geting into his

 stride, he continued spanking like a man possessed alternating each of poor Ruths

 cheeks in turn, her cries for mercy were incoherent amidst her gasping sobs, at last it was over, her brutal ordeal at an end, he dragged the distressed teenager roughly to her feet, she was sobbing her heart out, Gloria tried to console her distraught friend, here, he guided them to the door on your way, he hissed and slammed shut the heavy wooden front door, a few of the reaming flakes of peeling paint fluttered to the ground, some how they made it back to the sanctuary of Glorias house, to spend the night licking their wounds, they had learned a painful lesson,

    The end

A HARMLESS DAYDREAM.

A Harmless Daydream? 

His thoughts drifted off,as he sat in the reception area,he drifted off into a daydream, he watched the teenage receptionist flitting around in her short mini-skirt,a young trollop no doubt like all her sort, I'd

 love to spank her bare arse red raw,tan her black and blue,wrists

 tightly bound with rough twine,in his dream he is forcing her to bend

 over the table he quickly whips down her tiny panties,they nestle

 around her slim ankles,he quickly launches a salvo of hard spanks to

 her thighs just below the hem of her black mini-skirt,she yelps a high pitched cry of surprise and pain as his large workworn caloused palm strikes her tender flesh, please let me go she calls in a sing song voice, he hasnt started yet he will have her singing a different tune shortly, "you'll be called soon,Mr.jarvis" oh what? oh yes thanks,he stuttered aroused from his reverie by the petite blonde girl, she gives him a pleasant smile,she turns quickly and he glimpses her panties as her short skirt flies up.it,ll take more than a nice smile to save your worthless hide he thinks as he returns to his daydream, pushing her further down on the table he steps back, please let me go she pleads i wont tell anyone,she is close to tears, he begins spanking her bare bottom the the smooth milky white flesh rapidly reddens, she cries and begs for mercy as he lands hard spanks on the centre of each of her tender cheeks in turn, she sobs and gasps for mercy,but he adjusts his stance I,ll teach you a lesson you wont forget you spoilt little madam, he imagines she has recently left some secondary modern school where she was allowed to run wild, indulgent parents showering her with gifts rather than discipling her, adjusting his stance he administeres a series of hard spanks to the upper segment of her rounded little bottom, by now her words are incoherent,she can only emit gasping sobs, "right you little minx I havnt finished with you by a long chalk"he utters in a harsh voice, "Mr.Jarvis",his reverie is interupted,"you can go in now" the blonde teenager smiles at him, "oh yes of course" he stutters, red faced, what a nice man the girls thinks to her self,not like that brute of a father I had, a drunken Irish

navvy who spent all his wage on drinks and tabs, beating their mum

up regularly when her sister and her had reached their teens they tried

to defend their mum, receiving thrashings with his belt for their

trouble, thank God he had gone, she thought,

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