MINI STORY.
A mini in more ways than one. based on an image from endart.com.
THE LATECOMER.
Leave off will you mum I'm eighteen not eight.
under my roof my rules, and I told you not to wear that indecently short skirt,
and look at the time, you're going over my knee for a real old fashioned Irish Catholic spanking.
I'm sick of talking to you lets see if the hairbrush can make an impression on you,
oh! mum.
